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2:47 pm
Tue October 1, 2002

Sidewalk Repairs Annoying Students at WKU

Bowling Green, KY – Huge hoards of WKU students rioted in front of the Downing University Center this morning to protest the new sidewalk replacement project taking place campus-wide. Susan Susan, a freshman from Glasgow, said "I came here to learn, not to mess up my shoes".

Campus authorities were not available for comment.

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9:57 am
Tue October 1, 2002

Lost River Found

Somerset, KY – After decades of speculation and research, Lost River was accidentally discovered today in a hubcap warehouse in Somerset, Kentucky.

Area scientists are baffled by the find, and have refused to confirm that the watery mass is indeed the famous underground river that normally resides in Warren County, over 100 miles to the east of Somerset. "It's really weird" said one river expert, who refused to remove the paper bag that covered his head.

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9:50 am
Mon September 16, 2002

Test Article

Bowling Green – Text field

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