Nabisco has released a special edition of its classic sandwich cookie, just in time for Halloween: Oreos with candy corn filling. This beats the July 4 special, the Oreo filled with a live M-80.
Eva: I didn't even know candy corn and Oreos were dating ... now they have a kid?!
Robert: When I eat regular Oreos, I want a glass of milk. When I eat these, I want a glass of poison.
(Weirdly, the filling lacks the waxy quality of candy corn, which Robert says is because it doesn't have any quality at all.)